sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Cuddle buddy application

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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lnfamy:

sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy

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sodamnrelatable:

 

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

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a-study-in-gay:

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

who wrote the story of my life

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thunderwear:

I FEEL LIKE THE WIND GOT KNOCKED OUT OF ME

thunderwear:

I FEEL LIKE THE WIND GOT KNOCKED OUT OF ME

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